The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: talkshoe
Steal This Shirt!
Every blogger knows that any conversation or activity can turn into something worth blogging or tweeting. You might as well put your family and friends on notice! The back of shirt is customizable with your own URL so that they … Continue reading
TequilaCon 2009
As most of you know, TequilaCon 2009 is on the calendar and looks like it’s going to be a blast. I broke out of my hermit shell last year and went, learned a lot and had an amazing time. And … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, General
Tagged america, assimilation, avitable, CYR, talkshoe, tequilacon
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Do you spank your kids?
Last night on “Clearly, You’re Retarded“, my special guest host Faiqa and I discussed spanking as a form of discipline. If you want to check out the show, you can download the episode and listen to it or subscribe to … Continue reading
Super Happy Special Announcement
Tonight there is a brand-new installment of “Clearly, You’re Retarded” with a twist! Britt isn’t able to do the show tonight, so instead, I have a super special guest host, Faiqa! Faiqa is willingly stepping into Britt’s shoes for the … Continue reading
Posted in CYR
Tagged avitable, children, CYR, faiqa, native-born, parents, spanking, talkshoe
24 Comments
$100 by any other name would still smell as sweet
Each Valentine’s Day, I buy Amy flowers. (Attention Valentine’s Day haters: It’s not the only day I get her flowers – I usually try to get her flowers a few times a year for no reason as well.) The fun … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, Love and marriage
Tagged avitable, CYR, flowers, humor, romantic, talkshoe, valentines-day, vd
39 Comments
Ten Honest Things About Me
Dave did a post where he was rehashing a meme called “Ten Honest Things About Me”. I’ve already listed more than 100 things about me that are honest and interesting and weird, but I thought I’d see if I can … Continue reading
Lazy fuckers and awesome bosses
1. You are all lazy fuckers. Well, the ones of you who couldn’t come up with Mad Libs for yesterday are! It’s not that hard to be creative, is it? Is your brain that fried? Anyways, I’d still love to … Continue reading
Posted in CYR
Tagged avitable, boss, CYR, employee, employer, micro-managing, talkshoe, work
27 Comments
Learning something from everyone
Can you actually learn something from everyone? Is wisdom taught on the streets or in books or both? Can someone be stupid and smart at the same time? This is a topic that Faiqa talked about yesterday and Britt and … Continue reading
Posted in CYR
Tagged avitable, book smarts, CYR, intelligence, street smarts, stupid-people, talkshoe, wisdom
24 Comments
Spreading democracy like peanut butter
Just in case those of you who are in the know and listen to our weekly Presidential radio address were wondering, we will be having a show tonight at 9 PM EST. The topic is whether or not the United … Continue reading






