The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Making sense of the universe
Today’s a day that I’ve written about twice before. Today is a day that’s very personal for someone who’s very important to anyone who has the pleasure of knowing her. Tanis, even after knowing you for the last three years, … Continue reading
For Tanis
Tanis, It’s not an equal balance, having one son’s birthday on the anniversary of another son’s death. This isn’t the universe setting things right by giving you a child to care for who needs your special kind of love and … Continue reading
A letter in Canadian for @redneckmommy
Today is the 35th 25th birthday of my friend Tanis, aka Redneck Mommy, aka Canadian Superfly, aka Tits Mahoney. Since this birthday is a big one, as she starts inching closer and closer to the potentiality of being a cougar, I … Continue reading
For Bug
For little more than a year, I’ve been friends with Tanis, a blogger who’s famous in Canada, which is kind of like being rich in Romania. I mean, I guess some of you may have heard of her outside of … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged bug, love, mourning, redneck mommy, redneckmommy, shale, tanis
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What’s Canadian for Tranny?
Today is my friend Tanis‘s 34th birthday. She’s a Canadian, but I don’t hold that against her. Over the last year, she and I have become good friends, and we have gotten to know each other pretty well. I think … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged attack of the redneck mommy, comedy, fake nudes, humor, naked, photoshop, porn, redneck mommy, redneck mommy nude, redneckmommy, shemale, tanis, tanis nude, tranny
97 Comments
You know you’re a Redneck Mommy when
The Redneck Mommy, aka Tanis, brought home her son on Thursday and some of her closest friends are throwing her a Redneck Shower! They sent out a large email to her friends and readers and asked each of us to … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, baby shower, humor, redneck mommy, redneck shower, tanis
16 Comments
I hurt my back
First of all, let me make sure that I clarify yesterday’s post. Yes, I spoke with Redneck Mommy on the phone. No, she did not have sex on the phone with me. No, I don’t know what she sounds like … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, balls, bathroom, charm school reject, nuts, pooping, redneck mommy, sheila, tanis
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