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Divorce 101

Welcome to Divorce 101 here at Avitable’s School of Higher Learning. Hopefully, each of you did your reading over winter break. If not, your assignments are to read “You Can’t Have ‘Divorce’ Without an ‘Orc’” and “Top Ten Ways Not … Continue reading

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I’m here to teach

For your edumacation, I, the brilliant and mighty Avitable, have decided to share some important lessons that might make your lives much easier. If you decide to shave your testicles and crotch to look like a porn star, make sure … Continue reading

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