The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Unoriginal names for Twilight fans
I’m sure this has been done before, but I’m refusing to search for it so that my take can be as original as possible. I was inspired after writing yesterday’s post on MoxieBird about ways to get your baby to … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged birthday, comedy, humor, just one miss, miss, team edward, team jacob, twihard, twilight, vampires
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Twilight fan and proud of it.
How proud? This is my new pillowcase, bought at FYE for only $3! Okay, maybe it will be relegated to my guest room, but for tonight at least, I’m going to sleep on it. Although, I may have lost my … Continue reading
June 30th can’t come fast enough!
I know this went live a few days ago, but it is pretty exciting! And fucking Team Jacob all the way!
Top 10 reasons I can’t wait to see New Moon
In little more than a week, the sequel to Twilight hits theaters. And amongst the throngs of squealing teens and almost thirty-year old blonde curly-haired women will be me. Here’s why: 10. Who doesn’t love long, drawn out scenes where … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged bella, humor, jacob, new moon, stephenie meyer, team edward, team jacob, twilight
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