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Tag Archives: television
2011 Listgasm: Best TV Shows of 2011
It takes talent to make a good movie that will engage you and entertain you for two hours. It takes genius to make a TV show that will engage and entertain you for twenty-two episodes. That being said, it was … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged 2011 listgasm, best television shows, best tv shows of 2011, humor, television, top ten lists
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If US TV shows were relaunched in other cultures
Last week, I was watching “Being Human”, which is a US relaunch of a (reportedly superior) UK show. With the exception of “The Office”, I’ve preferred the UK originals of shows like “Life on Mars” and “Kitchen Nightmares”, and I’m … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged comedy, humor, movies, parody, satire, stereotypes, television
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The top 5 TV shows on DVD that you should buy as gifts
If you’re still looking for gifts to give to friends, family, or me, here’s my list of the top 5 TV shows available on DVD or Blu Ray at this time. 5. 30 Rock. Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin have … Continue reading
Avitable’s Fall TV Schedule aka “What you should watch if you like good TV”
For some people, television is the “idiot box” and should be turned off unless you’re watching the news. In my opinion, those people are the idiots. Television is simply a means to transmit information, just like a book, a magazine, … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged 2010 fall schedule, fall schedule, shows to watch, television, tv
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On Television Finales (May Contain Spoilers)
I watch a shitload of television. And since watching last night’s series finale of LOST, I’ve been thinking about series finales of the shows I loved. Unless I’m missing one, every single show that ended on its own terms presented … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged buffy the vampire slayer, fanboys, finales, lost, seinfeld, series finale, sopranos, television, tv
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My theories on LOST
Since December, thanks to urging by several friends, I have watched the entire first five seasons of LOST on Hulu in anticipation of the final season, which premieres tonight. If you’ve never watched LOST and plan on it at some … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged finale, humor, lost, scifi, series, spoilers, television, tv
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My version of the Emmy Awards.
The Emmys, which aired last night, have been irrelevant for many years. They’re voted on by out of touch morons who wouldn’t understand good television if it broke into their house and skullfucked them while they watched the new Jay … Continue reading
What I’m watching this TV season
(Note: this is just the shows I’m watching. For full coverage of all the new season, go check out Snackie Teevee!) Sunday: Curb Your Enthusiasm, 9 PM (HBO) – returns tomorrow Bored to Death*, 9:30 PM (HBO) – premieres tomorrow … Continue reading
If I was on TV
Also, today is a friend’s birthday. She turns some horribly old age and will probably celebrate it by bathing until she’s pruny and trying not to smoke while she bakes awesome cupcakes and dotes on her sons. Give her good … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, birthday, bluepaintred, comedy, humor, My Art, puns, television
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