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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: television
What should you do this summer?
With season finales happening left and right and very few worthwhile television series starting this summer, you have three choices when it comes to entertaining yourself until the fall. Choice #1: Turn off TV. This is a bad idea. You … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, TV and Movies
Tagged amazon, avitable, blu ray, CYR, dvd, fall season, summer, talkshoe, television, tv
47 Comments
The Tower of Techno-Babel
Every Monday night, Amy, friends Clown and Hilly (when she’s not busy canoodling and watching pirates with Dave), and I usually go out to dinner and then watch that night’s episode of “24″. It’s fun and makes the show more … Continue reading
Posted in I love Unicorns!
Tagged 24, comedy, humor, jack-bauer, magic, techno babble, technobabble, technology, television, tower of babel
19 Comments
Number One Gilmore Girls Fan
Yesterday while tearing through a pile of work, I decided that I needed something to watch while I toiled. I pulled out my Special Collector’s Edition of the full series of Gilmore Girls and stuck in Season 1 from the … Continue reading
Posted in I am not gay
Tagged avitable, comedy, fan, gilmore-girls, humor, lorelai, rory, television
54 Comments
Has anybody seen?
I got caught up on some TV and movies this week. Movies: The Strangers (Liv Tyler, Scott Speedman): Started off very intense. The first hour was very stressful to watch, but then the last half hour ended up being rather … Continue reading
Free Holiday Gift Giveaway
It’s getting close to that time of year when gifts are exchanged, whether one celebrates Christmas or Chanukah or Festivus or something else. Those of you who are ahead of the game are done with your shopping, but most of … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged allyson hannigan, avitable, buffy, buffy the vampire slayer, contest, giveaway, joss whedon, prizes, sarah michelle gellar, television, the chosen collection, vampires
99 Comments
NEW TV SEASON!
Television 101 is now in session . . . When it’s good, television is amazing. When it’s bad, it makes me fear for humanity. The more people who watch crap like “So You Think You Can Dance” and “The Hills”, … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, everyone's an idiot, fall tv, nielsen, premiere dates, television, tv season
63 Comments
Life on Mars
I’ve been slacking on replying to comments over the last few days because of a new TV show I’ve found, called Life on Mars. It’s a UK show about a cop named Sam Tyler who gets hit by a car … Continue reading
I should be a TV exec
This weekend I was watching an old Mythbusters episode that I had recorded. It was the MacGyver tribute episode, and it was pretty fun to watch. The best part was that the guys kept referring to Mac as if he … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, bossy, macgyver, mythbusters, road-trip, television, tv
57 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXX
It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today’s prize is the winner’s choice of No Country for Old Men, Hitman, or Bee Movie! Just like last week, everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, contests, dvd, giveaway, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie, movie-quotes, music-lyrics, myspace, television
47 Comments
An Open Letter
Now that the WGA strike may be ending, the influx of reruns, brainless reality shows, and movies of the week may start being replaced with new television shows. In the interest of making sure that the writers earn their newly … Continue reading








