I'll have more recaps later with photos and video, but for now, since I just landed about three hours ago, made it home, and am falling asleep as I type this. I'm sure I forgot a few people – email me at my first name at my last name if I did:

Things I learned at TequilaCon 2008:

I learned that Hellohahanarf has boobs that can double as pillows.

I learned that Christine likes to watch men masturbate.

I learned that Dan brings more bags to an event than a woman.

I learned that Dave2 wants my body.

I learned that Delmer is 12 feet tall.

I learned that Diana is actually a large black man named Polo, not an amazing woman with a very cool husband who just moved back to the US.

I learned that Dustin has a mom with great design skills.

I learned that Finn had all of our backgrounds investigated before coming.

I learned that Hilly can hit a crotch from a mile away.

I learned that Jan was faking it!

I learned that Jen throws a fucking amazing party.

I learned that Black Belt Mama doesn't get freaked out by male nudity.

I learned that Karl would have sex with his mother if the price was right.

I learned that Lisa loves me and Britt and Karl and Hilly and Dave and that wall and that plant and Dude and the floor and her drink.

I learned that Metalmom wants to lick my palm. Or my taint. I can't remember.

I learned that Britt - awww, who am I kidding? I already knew everything.

I learned that meeting NYCWD feels like you knew him forever already.

I learned that Poppy drinks gay blue drinks.

I learned that Libragirl is a Pisces.

I learned that Sandra is scared of the suburbs.

I learned that Shelli is totally Mr. Fabulous's sister.

I learned that Shiny is North Korean.

I learned that Vahid is a tattoo artiste.