The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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TequilaCon 2009
As most of you know, TequilaCon 2009 is on the calendar and looks like it’s going to be a blast. I broke out of my hermit shell last year and went, learned a lot and had an amazing time. And … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, General
Tagged america, assimilation, avitable, CYR, talkshoe, tequilacon
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A man and his penis
Everybody else seems to be recapping TequilaCon very well, so instead, I just put this video together to show some of the swag that we got in Philadelphia. I also included a very extra-special video clip from the night of … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, karl, penis, philadelphia, tequilacon, Vlog, Whoring, youtube, zazzle
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TequilaCon 2008
I’ll have more recaps later with photos and video, but for now, since I just landed about three hours ago, made it home, and am falling asleep as I type this. I’m sure I forgot a few people – email … Continue reading
Don’t bother reading this.
There’s nothing here. It’s Saturday afternoon and I’m just getting ready so I can head over to TequilaCon 08! I will capture as many drunken bloggers on camera as I can. Oh, and I saw Iron Man today – fucking … Continue reading
Well, fuck me sideways
It was yesterday. Around 11 AM. We’re sitting out on my porch and Britt is smoking (loudly, as usual). Me: “It’s too bad that we’re flying in on Saturday instead of Friday.” Britt: “I know! SHMMMACKPOOOOOFFFF! So many people are … Continue reading








