I'm thankful . . .

• that Emma Watson is of legal age so that now I don't feel quite so dirty.
• for my friends who keep me humble.
• that there's a show like Glee on the air.
• that the road of my life has had very few speed bumps or potholes.
• for the layer of hair that keeps me insulated.
• that I've experienced the feelings, emotions, and events that I have.
• for Double Stuf Oreos and Chick Fil-A, even if they're closed on Sundays.
• that I can make people laugh.
• that I never got arrested for streaking or flashing or a JIWD (Jerking It While Driving).
• for you. And you and you and all of you too.
• that I don't have to clean my own house, because that shit is horrible.
• that I am my own man.
• that I can't actually suck my own dick, because I'd never leave my room and probably die from malnutrition after like a month.
• for boobs. I mean, c'mon. They're pretty awesome!

What makes you thankful?