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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
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- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
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- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: thanksgiving
Thanksgiving leftovers
Today’s just a cornucopia of a post, stuffed with the gizzards and tripe from the last week: Thanksgiving! Even though my family lives an hour away from me (a fact that they kept telling me as they berated me), I … Continue reading
Don’t look any further for your Black Friday needs – I’ll be your huckleberry.
[Originally posted on 11/16/10. Slightly edited and reposted due to turkey-induced coma.] Forget lining up outside Target or Walmart at midnight to get marginal deals on gifts that nobody needs. You can get all of your Black Friday needs met … Continue reading
Happy Thanksgiving from me to you!
Collect the set! Fourth of July 2011 Easter Saint Patrick’s Day Christmas Halloween Fourth of July 2010 Thanksgiving 2009 (the very first Avitaball ever!
The Things For Which I’m Thankful
It’s the day before the real Thanksgiving (as opposed to that crazy Canadian Thanksgiving), and since I already have a fantastic new post scheduled to go live just for the holiday, I thought I’d take today and come up with … Continue reading
I’m thankful for you.
This has been an interesting year filled with transition, heartbreak, loneliness, and sorrow, but also happiness, independence, change, and progress. The constant throughout this process has been my group of friends. Although I know it’s a crutch, the validation and … Continue reading
Happy Thanksgiving, Canucks!
Did you know that Canadians have a Thanksgiving, too, except it’s not on the last Thursday of November, it’s on the second Monday of October? Those maple-syrup drinking, socialist medicine having, bilingual speaking people do everything backwards. Thanksgiving BEFORE Halloween? … Continue reading
Thankful
I’m thankful . . . that Emma Watson is of legal age so that now I don’t feel quite so dirty. for my friends who keep me humble. that there’s a show like Glee on the air. that the road … Continue reading
Thanksgiving in Florida
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Is there anything I haven’t eaten this weekend?
Between three different Thanksgivings and the meals in-between, I have consumed more food than any human should be able to. I’ve had turkey and ham and mashed potatoes and twice-baked potatoes and two different types of sweet potato casserole and … Continue reading








