The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Find your happy
You need to find your happy. This isn’t new information. It’s been written about by bloggers, experts, psychiatrists, and friends, but I think it’s something that needs to be repeated. Happiness can come from many sources, and I can only … Continue reading
Puzzle pieces. Or the end of an [th]era[py].
Her head was cocked and I could tell she was assessing me. “So, you’ve been coming here for almost a year.” “Almost.” “And back then, you were in a bad place, wouldn’t you say?” “Yeah. I was broken.” “Now, you’re … Continue reading
Getting caught masturbating
“Did you see your parents naked a lot?” She asked, sitting straight in her chair, both hands clasped on her knee. Very poised. This almost made me lay down. To this day, I’ve resisted laying down on the couch. I … Continue reading








