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Today is like Jesus’s birthday but more important, see?
Today is the hrmrmrth anniversary of Crystal‘s 21st birthday. In her honor, I wrote this poem. And by wrote, I mean stole from “So I Married an Axe Murderer” and changed the words: Crystal. Kerrr-iss-tal. Cool cougar creating her canvas. … Continue reading
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