Tag Archives: toilet

Flush out the old year

Posted on Saturday, January 1, 2011 by Avitable

Happy New Year!

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I’m home! And now it’s time for a story about a toilet.

Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 by Avitable

Yes, fuckers and gentlefuckers, I’m back. Well, technically, I got back Sunday at midnight, but I had all of these gullible guest posters in the wings and decided to let them post away. Thanks to everyone who contributed! I have … Continue reading →

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The Throne Room

Posted on Thursday, July 3, 2008 by Avitable

It all started with the shorts. A few years ago, I went to the bathroom in my house immediately after someone else had been in there. I sat down on the toilet, with my shorts down around my ankles, and … Continue reading →

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Pissunderstanding

Posted on Friday, November 9, 2007 by Avitable

Last night, I decided to call my little blonde (on the inside) alter-ego. I knew that, since it was after 8 PM, there was a chance that she had fallen asleep on the couch by then. Half of the time … Continue reading →

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Maximum protection

Posted on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 by Avitable

So, I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, and I ran out of reading material. I usually keep a stack of books, magazines, and comic books on the counter and stack them until they reach ridiculous heights and my wife … Continue reading →

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Futile

Posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2007 by Avitable

Last night I dream of toilets and peeing. I dream of oceans and fountains, and peeing in them. I keep having a recurring dream where I wake up, pee, and then go back to bed and then wake up and … Continue reading →

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