The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: top-ten
2011 Listgasm: My Top Blog Posts Of The Year
Blogging is entirely a narcissistic pursuit. After all, we’re talking about ourselves and expecting strangers to read our words and care about anything we have to say. So, what series of top ten lists would be complete without a list … Continue reading
2011 Listgasm: The Top Ten Worst Christmas Gifts
I’m going to round out the year with lists, because it’s the one time of year that writers can avoid sentences and formatting and creativity in lieu of bullets. Although I did make this nifty graphic: Here’s my list of … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged 2011 listgasm, christmas, christmas gifts, top ten lists, top-ten
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Top Tens
Without further ado, in the grand ol’ tradition of annual top ten lists . . . My Top Ten Humor Posts of 2010: Shamurder Getting slizzered O Bama my Bama! I now pronounce you ex-husband and ex-wife Where Mel Gibson … Continue reading
Top Ten Movie Characters
Single Parent Dad wrote two posts detailing his top ten movie characters and, knowing that I need blog fodder constantly, tagged me to list my own. Without further ado (and in no particular order of preference): Name: FERRIS BUELLER (played … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged actors, characters, entertainment, halloween, invaded, movies, party, top-ten
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