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My Top Ten TV Shows of 2009

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

This list is a bit harder to put together, mainly because 2009 consists of both the end of the 2008-09 season and the beginning of the 2009-10 season. I tried to limit it only to shows that were still playing in 2009, which leaves out gems like Pushing Daisies, and I left out shows that I haven't watched regularly, which leaves out stinkers like The Big Bang Theory.

Here's the list of shows that I've watched at least two or three episodes of in 2009:

  1. 24
  2. 30 Rock
  3. Better Off Ted
  4. Castle
  5. Chuck
  6. The Cleveland Show
  7. Community
  8. Cougar Town
  9. Destination Truth
  10. Dollhouse
  11. Family Guy
  12. Fringe
  13. Ghost Hunters
  14. Ghost Hunters Academy
  15. Ghost Hunters International
  16. Glee
  17. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  18. Kath & Kim
  19. Law & Order
  20. Mad Men
  21. Modern Family
  22. Monk
  23. The Office
  24. Parks and Recreation
  25. Private Practice
  26. Psych
  27. Saturday Night Live
  28. Scrubs
  29. Simpsons
  30. Smallville
  31. Soup
  32. Supernatural
  33. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
  34. Top Chef

So with that in mind, here's my top ten television shows of 2009:

10. Better Off Ted: Created by Victor Fresco, the comedic genius behind the unfortunately canceled "Andy Richter Controls the Universe", "Better Off Ted" is a funny, sarcastic comedy about business life in a large R&D company. While occasionally missing the mark, it gets it right more times than not and some of the lines make me outright guffaw.

9. Cougar Town: I daresay Courteney Cox has never been as funny as she is in this role, a newly divorced woman in her 40s in Southern Florida. From her hilarious relationship with her son to her dysfunctional relationships with every other man out there, she is a great foil for her supporting characters. The cast includes the delightful Christa Miller, who is finally in a role worthy of her comedic ability, much like her Kate character from The Drew Carey Show. It's crass and sometimes simple, but it's always funny.

8. The Office: Over the last year, it seems like The Office has been getting more and more painfully awkward and less and less outright hilarious, but it's still a strong, excellent show. I don't mind the awkwardness, even if it does make it difficult to watch, but I do wish they could get back to the more even humor/awkward quotient from the second and third seasons. Steve Carell's Michael Scott remains one of my favorite characters on television today.

7. The Soup: Joel McHale and his staff of interns and writers manage to come up with weekly sight gags and snarky one-liners that are outright hysterical, especially in their amateur earnestness. I got to see Joel McHale do stand up comedy in Orlando a few months ago and it made me enjoy his show even more. I love that I don't have to watch trash like "So You Think You Can Dance" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" or "The Hills" or "The Bachelor", because they'll pull out the best and the worst and save me the pain of having to actually watch them!

6. Mad Men: One of the few dramas I watch, Mad Men was one of those shows that I got caught up on all at once, watching the seasons on iTunes one after the other (just like I'm doing with LOST right now), and it was a slow build. A slow, compelling build, and now I'm hooked and cannot wait until season 4 to start!

5. Supernatural: A show that started out as a relatively by-the-numbers monster of the week episodic has turned into a layered mulit-faceted story with well developed characters. It's funny, it's dark, and in this season, they go up against fucking Lucifer!

4. Modern Family: My top four shows were really hard to rank, but I gave it my best. I'd love to just declare a four-way tie, actually. Modern Family is a comedy that surprised me. I didn't expect it to be any good at all, and it was unusual that I even gave it a chance. But I'm glad I did. What a funny (and in a sweet, not mean way), smart, clever take on, well, the "modern family".

3. Glee: I am a total Gleek. I love the music and I love the dark humor and I love the twisted nature of this show. As long as the show keeps putting out quality music and amazing scenes like the one where Will and his wife confront each other, I'll keep watching. And singing. In a very gay way.

2. 30 Rock: I wish I could put 30 Rock as #1, but the last season has been a little more uneven than the one before. With lines like "I want to go to there" and Liz and Jack's friendship (he moves the candle because he knows she'll catch her sleeve on fire reaching for his dessert), it's quotable, memorable, and infinitely rewatchable.

1. Community: Community is THE first show that I watch when it's time to unload the DVR. On my last trip to Vegas, I downloaded the whole series to iTunes and laughed just like it was the first time I'd seen them. The cast is individually and collectively awesome. Joel McHale shines as the star, and he's supported considerably by comedy veteran Chevy Chase, who is finally given a role that he deserved. This is must see TV at its best, and if you haven't gotten around to watching this show, you are missing out.

Honorable Mentions: Fringe, 24, Destination Truth, Saturday Night Live

I can't really rate the worst five shows that are out there because I usually don't give a show more than 15-20 minutes if it sucks – plus, if I'm not watching it, it's probably shit.

Tits on the Radio

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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A few Friday points worth mentioning:

First, I promised Kyra that I'd pimp her radio show if she'd send me a video of her having sex with an action figure of Batman. She quickly agreed – a bit too quickly, if you ask me – so here you go:

On Sunday at 3 PM EST (that's 12 PM PST, 1 PM MST, 2 PM CST, and 8 PM STD), Kyra will be regaling the world with tales of her sexual exploits, including the number of things she can fit into her vagina at once, the amount of gravitational pull her tits have, her favorite tricks for convincing her husband to have anal sex with her, and how much she wants to ride each and every one of you like Luke Perry in 8 Seconds.

Go check it out and on Sunday, take off your clothes and listen!

Secondly, I came across a great website called "garfield minus garfield". The author says, "Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?" Here's just one example:

Thirdly, I've started re-watching The X-Files, starting with season 1. I bought the whole series on DVD over Christmas and it's been sitting there, mocking me, so I finally gave in. I had forgotten how great this show really was. It's smartly written with a great sense of humor, and the mythology is so well laid out. You can just tell the level of meticulous detail that went into every episode.

After this, it's onto Gilmore Girls, then probably Dexter, Twin Peaks, Brisco County, Jr., then maybe Lost, and finally Seinfeld. Watching all of these series straight through should only take me until 2043.

Finally, I'd like all of you people who live in the North to come to Florida and take this fucking weather back. It's February, for fuck's sake – it shouldn't be this cold!

An Open Letter

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Now that the WGA strike may be ending, the influx of reruns, brainless reality shows, and movies of the week may start being replaced with new television shows. In the interest of making sure that the writers earn their newly negotiated increases, here is an open letter to those who run and write my favorite shows:

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Dear writers of Pushing Daisies,

You guys are awesome! The show is perfect as it is – don't change a thing. Well, if you could make every episode two hours instead of one, that would be appreciated.

Love,

Adam

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Dear writers of 30 Rock,

Give Pete some more screen time. He's a great foil for Liz. And Liz needs to fight jerks and injustice more. That's her main character trait. Remember how she bought the entire hot dog stand's supply because of the guy who tried to butt in line? Awww, memories.

Blurg,

Adam

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Dear writers of The Office,

Please let Toby get laid. I feel so bad for him and all he wants is some loving. I would also like to see some more brilliant pranks pulled on Dwight, like when Jim made Dwight hit himself in the face with his phone. Also, I love Pam. You guys are awesome, though, and your version is so much better than the UK one.

Cheers,

Adam

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Dear writers of Supernatural,

Don't you think it would be cool if Dean and Sam got recruited by the FBI to run an X Files-type task force? Then they'd have plenty of resources and they'd know where to go and you wouldn't have to come up with really cheesy ways for them to find out where they should go next. Other than that, this season has been pretty good. Nice job.

Spookily yours,

Adam

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Dear writers of Law & Order,

Can't we give Jack McCoy his old job back? Please??? And that female cop from last season was awesome – why did you have to get rid of her? I miss Lennie Brisco. I know you do too.

Duhn-duhn,

Adam

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Dear writers of Heroes,

Please quit. Go back to your job at McDonald's. Let someone else take over.

Regards,

Adam

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Dear writers of Chuck,

Okay, so Chuck's got this computer in his brain that allows him to cross-reference millions of pieces of data and come up with connections that nobody else can, right? So why can't all of this knowledge come with a little practical skill application? I'd like to see Chuck get some bad-ass ninja skills programmed into his head. Then he can stop being quite so whiny. Oh, and Adam Baldwin's Casey is his second best character after Jayne from Serenity.

Gruffly,

Adam

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Dear writers of Reaper,

Where is your show bible? Your show has no consistency and no structure. Rather than relying on Ray Wise's moments of awesome hamminess and several bad gags, why not come up with something that feels like an actual show? I'd like to continue watching your show, but I'm on the fence.

Devilishly,

Adam

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Dear writers of Scrubs,

I hate you. Why are you making JD and Eliot and Carla and Turk and Cox and Bob and Janitor leave me? Please don't leave me. I'll do anything!

Love and kisses and hugs and tears,

Adam

Countdown, continued

Friday, December 28th, 2007

It's the end of a long, shitty year, so what better way to finish it out than with a few posts of top ten lists?

Yesterday: Top Ten Movies of 2007

Today:

Avitable's Top Ten Television Shows of 2007

(in no particular order)

Once again, these are only shows that I actually watched. No, I don't watch Grey's Anatomy or House or Entourage, so I don't have those to consider. My criteria for choosing these shows is always the writing. If it's a comedy, does it avoid the pitfalls of sitcom stupidity? If it's a drama, is it compelling? Is it something that I could watch again? Am I embarrassed to admit that I like it? Would I follow the writer or showrunner to a new show? Ad nauseam. Oh, and I'm not doing links to them. Google it if you don't know it.

  1. Pushing Daisies – By far, my favorite new show of the season. It's just amazing, and I love every aspect of it. I drink in the scenes and the deft wordplay, and the music and everything. I love all of the characters and I have absolutely zero complaints about this show. It even makes up for the early cancellation of the brilliant "Dead Like Me", because without the cancellation, who knows if this one would have ever gotten made.
  2. Veronica Mars – Being cancelled was a heartbreak last spring. The third season shined, even with the restrictions and fuckery that the CW imposed, and the glimpse of season 4 at the FBI that was on the DVD was not enough for me. I only wish there could be more! On the plus side, Rob Thomas may be working on a brand-new Cupid series, so that might be a bittersweet victory.
  3. Doctor Who – Martha Jones was an excellent companion in this year's series. I didn't think anyone could replace Eccleston, but Tennant did. I didn't think Rose could be supplanted to easily, but Dr. Jones was just wonderful. I just wish it wasn't a year behind the UK!
  4. Scrubs – Sometimes it goes for the cheap laughs, but when it goes for the heartstrings, it really tugs! The friendship between JD and Turk feels real, and Sarah Chalke is, as always, gorgeous on screen. I think it's a good year for the show to finally end, so it can end on its terms, but I can rewatch the seasons I have on DVD over and over again and enjoy them just as much as the first time.
  5. The Office – What can I say that everybody else hasn't? Michael Scott is a vast improvement from Ricky Gervais's oily weasel boss, and the show continues to draw me in with a very rich and developed group of supporting actors. Some of the best-written parts get left on the cutting-room floor, and watching the hours and hours of extras on the DVDs only extends the viewing experience in the best possible way.
  6. Ghost Hunters – This show is the only "reality" television that I'll watch, and it's the only paranomal show that I'd even consider watching. On every other ghost show out there, psychics and "sensitive" people walk into a room and say "Oh, there are ghosts here. I can sense them." It's theatrical and stupid. On Ghost Hunters, watching Rhode Island plumbers Jason and Grant go about trying to debunk every claim they find is an enjoyable experience. These are normal guys who go around, setting up infrared cameras, recording equipment, and employing only scientific methods to determine if something unexplained has happened. If they can't explain it, and if they caught it on video, only then, and only maybe then, will they even admit that there's something wonky about the place. This is a show I look forward to every week.
  7. Supernatural – It's just fun. It's not as smartly written as Buffy, the dialogue isn't as sharp as Gilmore Girls, but it has a good sense of humor, explores some interesting corners of the US, and is a fun show to watch. It's gotten even better now, in its third year, so if you checked it out before this fall, give it another chance.
  8. 30 Rock – Best comedy on television. Tina Fey is a genius. Alec Baldwin is perfect. Tracy Morgan is crazy, and the supporting staff manages to avoid most of the cliches that you'd expect. I can't say enough good things about this show, and I wish everyone could appreciate the subtlety of some of the humor that fills every scene. As long as it gets renewed, though, I'll be happy.
  9. My Name is Earl – Jason Lee's moustache rocks, but it's Jamie Pressly's Joy that steals every scene for me. She's so delightfully white trash that you can't help but laugh. This show also has a supporting cast that rivals The Simpsons in scope, and each character has their own hilarious nuances that clearly defines them so that you remember them each time they show up. I hope that Greg Garcia can keep the momentum going.
  10. Psych – This show has finally dispensed with the need for the mystery to be the focus of the movie and has started writing for the well-developed characters instead. It's another fun show to watch – you might not have too much invested in it, but it keeps you laughing and you get the feeling that the actors are having fun doing something they love.

And a couple of Honorable Mentions:

Monk – I love Traylor Howard in this. She's even better than Bitty Schram.
Gilmore Girls – The last season was pretty bad, but the whole series was an amazing journey.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia – This was a tough call. Such a great show, but I think the last season wasn't quite as great as the ones past. Let's call this one #11.
Law and Order – Not SVU, Not CI. Just the original. I love Sam Watterston's Jack McCoy, and the female cop that was in last season was excellent. It's such a great show, but it's so consistently good that I rely on it to always be awesome. It's beyond my top ten. It transcends it.

And a few that I'd never consider:

Lost – What a hack of a show
Desperate Housewives – Should just stick to the daytime like all the other soaps
Prison Break – really?
Heroes – it's not well-written or plotted at all. It's cool to watch superpowers on TV, but the show itself is bad.
Sopranos – hasn't been a good show since the fourth season.
Family Guy – It was only funny before it got cancelled. Now it's tired and played out.