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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Avitable’s Fall TV Schedule aka “What you should watch if you like good TV”
For some people, television is the “idiot box” and should be turned off unless you’re watching the news. In my opinion, those people are the idiots. Television is simply a means to transmit information, just like a book, a magazine, … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged 2010 fall schedule, fall schedule, shows to watch, television, tv
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On Television Finales (May Contain Spoilers)
I watch a shitload of television. And since watching last night’s series finale of LOST, I’ve been thinking about series finales of the shows I loved. Unless I’m missing one, every single show that ended on its own terms presented … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged buffy the vampire slayer, fanboys, finales, lost, seinfeld, series finale, sopranos, television, tv
37 Comments
My theories on LOST
Since December, thanks to urging by several friends, I have watched the entire first five seasons of LOST on Hulu in anticipation of the final season, which premieres tonight. If you’ve never watched LOST and plan on it at some … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged finale, humor, lost, scifi, series, spoilers, television, tv
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What I’m watching this TV season
(Note: this is just the shows I’m watching. For full coverage of all the new season, go check out Snackie Teevee!) Sunday: Curb Your Enthusiasm, 9 PM (HBO) – returns tomorrow Bored to Death*, 9:30 PM (HBO) – premieres tomorrow … Continue reading
Your TV education
Written by Bryan Fuller, the genius behind Pushing Daisies and the only reason to watch Heroes for the seasons where he wrote for them (too bad he’s already gone again), Dead Like Me was a genius series on Showtime about … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, dark comedy, dead like me, ellen muth, hulu, humor, showtime, tv
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What should you do this summer?
With season finales happening left and right and very few worthwhile television series starting this summer, you have three choices when it comes to entertaining yourself until the fall. Choice #1: Turn off TV. This is a bad idea. You … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, TV and Movies
Tagged amazon, avitable, blu ray, CYR, dvd, fall season, summer, talkshoe, television, tv
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I should be a TV exec
This weekend I was watching an old Mythbusters episode that I had recorded. It was the MacGyver tribute episode, and it was pretty fun to watch. The best part was that the guys kept referring to Mac as if he … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, bossy, macgyver, mythbusters, road-trip, television, tv
57 Comments
Tits on the Radio
[Audio clip: view full post to listen] A few Friday points worth mentioning: First, I promised Kyra that I’d pimp her radio show if she’d send me a video of her having sex with an action figure of Batman. She … Continue reading
An Open Letter
Now that the WGA strike may be ending, the influx of reruns, brainless reality shows, and movies of the week may start being replaced with new television shows. In the interest of making sure that the writers earn their newly … Continue reading
If the show 24 was in 1994
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Posted in Vlog
Tagged 24, avitable, clever, collegehumor, comedy, humor, jack-bauer, television, tv, video
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