The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: tv
Struck
As some of you who pay attention to the entertainment world know, the WGA declared a strike yesterday. This strike will continue until they can resolve the compensation issue of new media, which I think means streaming video content and … Continue reading
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
This is why you should watch 30 Rock.
Marketing weasels
First, fuck Brighthouse and their new DVRs. Mine has decided to randomly fail to record specific shows for no reason. Stupid cockslapping monkeyfucking shitweasel Brighthouse. Secondly, I was forced to watch The Office last night without being able to fast … Continue reading
Bullets over Birch Blvd.
Go fill out my Johari and Nohari windows. If you don’t know what they are, it explains it well. And don’t be a fucking pussy – put your name, not something anonymous. You’re not done yet. Thanks to some of … Continue reading
Reality show ideas
I was working and watching season 1 of 30 Rock on DVD. The character Kenneth came up with a new reality show concept called “Gold Case” which was a cross between Deal or No Deal and Who Wants to be … Continue reading
Fishpen
Last night, I was watching TV with Amy when I saw the strangest commercial. It was for a product called “Fishpen!” It’s a miniature fishing rod in a pen. You just unscrew, release the telescopic rod and fish! Everything you … Continue reading






