The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Five things I hate about blogging
Saw this over here at SoMi Speaks. SoMi wrote about a post she had read where the author challenged people to write interesting content by discussing a viewpoint counter to your typical opinion. She chose to write about reasons to … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged blogging, blogs, blogspot, buy her, hate, hate about blogging, lazy, negative, rant, somi's nilsa, somispeaks, twitter
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More Twitter throughout history
Back in June, I wrote a post that gave some examples of tweets we may have seen if Twitter was always around. I thought I’d revisit this topic today. Twitter, for those of you ancient ones who think a feed … Continue reading
The Day That Twitter Died
On Thursday, August 6th, 2009, from 9:04 AM until 11:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, the largest social networking site in the world, Twitter, experienced an outage that prevented its millions of users from reaching its servers. In that short period … Continue reading
My Interview with #BlogHer09
On Sunday, July 26th, after a short yet productive life, Twitter hashtag #BlogHer09 passed away in the hospital. She spent her entire life selflessly supporting the 2009 BlogHer Conference, and although many people may have found her annoying and a … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, blogher, blogher09, comedy, hashtags, humor, interviews, men, parody, satire, twitter, women
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Avitable: Tshirt Whore
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, I wish there was a T-shirt out there that demonstrated that I was tech-savvy, perverted, clever, punny, trendy, and classy”? Well, now your dreams have been answered! Available in men’s and women’s sizes! … Continue reading
If we always had Twitter
(If you’re looking for the contest winner, scroll down!) Twitter, for those of you with your heads lodged firmly up your geriatric keisters, is a microblogging site where people can tell the world what they’re doing, reply to other people … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged apple, avitable, comedy, contest, dark humor, humor, ipod touch, twitter
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A cat named Twitter
About two months ago, I was suffering from some serious Twitter fatigue. Since then, I’ve learned more efficient ways to use programs like TweetDeck and use filters, groups and other techniques to alleviate the pressure I felt. It’s worked great, … Continue reading
Twitter apps we all need
A percentage of you are already on Twitter. For those of you that aren’t, Twitter is a microblogging tool that can be best described like you’re at a big party, and you walk up to a group of people, join … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, top twitter applications, top twitter services, twitter, twitter api, twitter apps
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The Worst Twitter Party Ever
Twitter.com/Avitable Avitable’s Updates for March 12, 2009: Hey everybody, I’m having a Twitter party tonight at 9PM! #Adam’sKickAssParty Sent at 9:01 AM from TweetDeck @MissBritt Oh, you’ve already got something? That’s cool. Have fun! #Adam’sKickAssParty Sent at 9:03 AM from … Continue reading
Steal This Shirt!
Every blogger knows that any conversation or activity can turn into something worth blogging or tweeting. You might as well put your family and friends on notice! The back of shirt is customizable with your own URL so that they … Continue reading








