The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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A thousand words
Most of you know that my favorite thing to come out of Iowa since “Field of Dreams”, Miss Britt, is staying with me for a few days while she and her husband look for houses. In this short time, I … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, britt, funny, humor, miss britt, My Art, vagina, women
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Hurricane Britt
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right, now, at midnight EST on Monday, June 25th, we have raised an amazing $2700! Almost 220 people have contributed to the Puppy Monster Memorial … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, britt, miss-britt.-hurricanes, nycwd, puppy monster, vagina
49 Comments
I’m here to help.
Yesterday, someone found my blog by searching Google for the following phrase: “Is it safe to have your dog lick your vagina?” I fear that this poor soul didn’t find the answer she was looking for on my site, so … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged advice, avitable, bestiality, masturbation, sex, vagina, zoophilia
75 Comments
Puppet, femininity and religion
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Posted in Vlog
Tagged angel, avitable, buffy, church, denisetn, feminine-itching, joss whedon, monks, puppet, puppets, religion, vagina, video
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