The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Maybe if I wasn’t so lazy
Maybe if I hadn’t played Borderlands until 1 AM tonight because I was SO CLOSE to beating the game, I would actually have a post up here. Instead, I’m exhausted and just know that I’m going to have crazy dreams … Continue reading
Next week, on Avitable.
Since I’ve spent 40 hours of the last week doing nothing but playing Assassin’s Creed, I haven’t had much time to prepare some of the posts that I wanted. In the next week or so, I plan to do the … Continue reading
I wonder if I committed a felony last night?
For 14 days, I tried to play Grand Theft Auto IV unsuccessfully. The game wouldn’t load, or I kept getting this obnoxious “RESC10″ error and all I kept reading on gtaforums was that the idiots at Rockstar were working on … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, grand theft auto, gta, gtaiv, RESC10, speeding, stupidity, video games
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Grand Theft Autoerotica
As some of you may have gathered, I can be a bit obsessive compulsive about things (gum, hand wash, toilet paper, diet coke, hotels). One of those things is video games. Currently, I’m impatiently awaiting the release of GTA 4 … Continue reading








