The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Darwin at work
I’m still in Vegas until late tonight, and I got nuthin’ to share. So enjoy this idiot’s stupidity:
RIPT Fusion – the Yummie Tummie for men
While I’m whoring it up in Vegas, here’s a video where I try on the RIPT Fusion, which is the men’s version of the Yummie Tummie. I don’t have anything to report with my satisfaction or dissatisfaction of said product, … Continue reading
Getting ready for Vegas
Thursday morning I leave for a four-day weekend in Vegas for a Blogger Birthday Bash, celebrating the birthdays of a ton of bloggers, including Erin, Queen of Spain, her husband Aaron, VDog, Megan, and, on their own separate yet completely … Continue reading
Dance monkey dance
So, it’s been three years. Back when I was on Blogger. When I was under 30. When there was a Bush in the White House. It was a different time. A scarier time. Dancing Avitable from Adam Avitable on Vimeo. … Continue reading
Rerun
I’m too tired to come up with something original, so here’s something from a few months ago that I made.
If Hitler found Avitable.com
I wish I could take full credit for this. I mean, I did spend an hour or so writing the words and inserting them into the video using Adobe Premiere, but the concept comes from this guy, I think. Subsequently, … Continue reading
No, you pour some sugar on me.
Take $200 worth of booze. Mix with 250 pounds of sarcasm, boobs, and hair. Add a generous helping of salty language. Shake lightly. And then pour some sugar on it, and watch as Britt (on the left, orange dress) and … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, britt, def leppard, karaoke, miss britt, orlando, pour some sugar on me, rising star, vimeo, Vlog
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Sex Toy Review Reruns
For today’s post, since I’m currently in Chicago at BlogHer, I thought I’d rerun the three reviews I’ve done of various sex toys that have been sent to me by Edenfantasys. I’ve got a new toy that I’ll be reviewing … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, edenfantasys, sex toy, sex toy reviews, vimeo, Vlog, youtube
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