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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: wedding
My original wedding website, aka The One With The Invitation #FRIENDSPC
Our wedding invitations, sent out in early 2001, were very formal, with the exception of a website address at the very bottom. It was a concession that I insisted on, even though wedding websites were not yet the norm. I … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Love and marriage
Tagged anne rice, friendspc, geeks, humor, marriage, sherlock holmes, wedding
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Vermont
I’m here in Saint Johnsbury, Vermont, for the wedding of my cousin Dennis. It’s gorgeous here, with colorful trees, fresh air, and running water punctuating the silence. If I wasn’t so addicted to technology and the comfort of the city, … Continue reading
The best wedding invitation ever
In the end of September, I’ll be flying up to Vermont to go to my cousin Dennis’s wedding. His fiancee is one of those creative types, and the invitation that she and her sister came up with is clever and … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged alternative wedding invitations, formal, humor, informal, matrimony, wedding, wedding invitations
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On the road again
I’ll try to write a recap post tomorrow, but right now I’m just packing up (it’s Sunday night) so I can wake up at the hairy ass-crack of dawn and drive back to Orlando. It’s been a blast and a … Continue reading
The Office Wedding Dance
If you watched last week’s episode of “The Office” and wondered why everyone danced down the aisle during Jim and Pam’s wedding, here’s the reason: This still isn’t as awesome as the classic “Amy’s Wedding Toast”, which made me get … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged jk wedding entrance, the office, videos, wedding, wedding entrance, youtube
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Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?
Click for larger: Happy anniversary, sweetie!
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged anniversary, avitable, love, marriage, My Art, seven year itch, wedding
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