The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Lucy I’m Not
Posted in My Art
Tagged art, charles schulz, charlie brown, comedy, humor, tired, weekend
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Deadline
I have 13 minutes to write a post before I need to leave the house to pick up my wife at the airport. I could make her take a cab home, but I thought I’d surprise her. And maybe she … Continue reading
Recap
This was a good week. Britt started working and did really well. She trained on Monday and Tuesday, was on the phones by Wednesday, had her first sale by Thursday, and showed me her boobs by Friday. I am more … Continue reading
Yeah, so I lied.
It’s 2:17 AM. I just got home. The chances that this post will make any sense are very slim. I did have big plans to do a video post finally, but that was when I thought I had my entire … Continue reading
Finally
Firstly, after a week of working on a laptop, I’m finally back in my office again, on my new computer. It’s a beauty, too. And once my second hard drive comes tomorrow or Monday, I’ll have a full TB of … Continue reading
Ended weakly.
Here it is, midnight on Sunday and I’m left scratching my head. Where did the weekend go? Saturday: Up at 7, went out for breakfast. Mmmm, blueberry pancakes. Watched Friday night’s Monk and Dr. Who Went swimming. Ass got a … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, boring, dumbledore, harry-potter, j-k-rowling, snape, weekend
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