Posts Tagged ‘weekend’

Deadline

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

I have 13 minutes to write a post before I need to leave the house to pick up my wife at the airport. I could make her take a cab home, but I thought I'd surprise her. And maybe she won't be quite as annoyed at the state of the house.

12 minutes. I wish I had something to say that was profound or reflective on the recent drama, but I don't. I hope everybody can get on with their lives and get healed, emotionally, physically, and mentally.

11 minutes. So I picked up kids who weren't mine, took them to a house that wasn't mine, burned off my arm hair cooking burgers and hot dogs on a grill that wasn't mine, and then watched cartoons on a plasma TV that wasn't mine. It was a pretty decent Friday.

10 minutes. This whole writing one thought a minute is harder than I thought it would be.

9 minutes. Phew. I'm caught up now. Tonight I think I'm going out with Britt and her friend Erin from Iowa and Jared and others. We might try to go to the awesome karaoke place at Universal Studios. The place with a back-up band and back-up singers.

8 minutes. Of course, this means that I'll get to be designated driver, but I'm okay with that. I just go through the girls' purses when they're passed out and steal their money.

7 minutes. I still haven't watched the Top Chef finale because I was waiting to watch it with my wife, but I already know who won. And woohoo! Although fuck you RW for spoiling it!

6 minutes. Shit. The time it took to put that link in the last one made me behind on my time.

5 minutes. Last time I tried to surprise my wife at the airport, it was at 5 in the morning and I got up and drove to the airport, then called her cell a few minutes after her flight was supposed to land. She answered and told me she was in a cab halfway home because her flight was 20 minutes early! I almost cried.

4 minutes. I think the BK Double Stacker sandwich might be a perfect food.

3 minutes. For Father's Day, we are apparently going over to my parents' house to eat a dinner that my sister is going to cook. I subscribed my dad to a cigar of the month club and he gets 4-5 cigars every month and has for the last four years, so I don't have to get him a gift.

2 minutes. I tried Plurk and hated it. I'm sticking with Twitter. It's easy and simple. If you don't follow me, you should.

1 minute. Okay – have to go get dressed and head off. Everyone have a good weekend!

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Weekend plans

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

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Recap

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

This was a good week. Britt started working and did really well. She trained on Monday and Tuesday, was on the phones by Wednesday, had her first sale by Thursday, and showed me her boobs by Friday. I am more confident than ever that this will work out tremendously well and that this was the right decision.

And now, here's to a good weekend.

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Yeah, so I lied.

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

It's 2:17 AM. I just got home. The chances that this post will make any sense are very slim.

I did have big plans to do a video post finally, but that was when I thought I had my entire Friday night free. Next week – I promise.

I have a new favorite food, though. The wraps from McDonald's are actually surprisingly tasty! I've tried the chipotle, the honey mustard, and the ranch, and they're all really good and fresh tasting. While it will never replace a double cheeseburger, it's actually been a nice little late-night snack.

Tonight (Saturday night), my wife has a party to go to. I have the choice of being her chauffeur or actually going out and watching random people I don't know try to impress each other. I think I'll take the driving duties and come back to my cave until she needs to be picked up. She may be going out to the party with Britt, which means that my real wife and my blog wife will be together and alone. That just seems like a really bad idea, although I have no specific reason to think that.

Tomorrow is a cookout at our house and my co-hosting of Fab's show at 7 PM. You fuckers had better listen. I'll know if you don't.

Okay, now I'm off to masturbate to tranny horse porn and then to bed.

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Finally

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Firstly, after a week of working on a laptop, I'm finally back in my office again, on my new computer. It's a beauty, too. And once my second hard drive comes tomorrow or Monday, I'll have a full TB of storage. Plenty of room for midget porn and videos of people fucking horses. Of course, I still can't do my Saturday videos or scan my art. I also still have tons of software that was on the old computer that I have to find somewhere free so that I can "evaluate" it. And if I accidentally put in a serial number that I found somewhere and it becomes a full version, oops!

Secondly, thank Jeebus it's Friday. This week has just really seemed off. I don't know if it's the fact that last Saturday was when I was hugging the toilet after my Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Lovers' Pizza (mmmmm… I love it sooo much – why does it hate me?) at 4 AM and never went back to bed, and never got into the swing of the week, or maybe just that I have some flux with employees leaving and new ones coming soon and so I feel like a chicken with my head cut off, but I'm ready for the weekend. Saturday shall be spent nude, greased in baby oil, watching Dr. Who and Monk and Shark Week (why isn't it on Discovery HD, btw? That's retarded.)

Finally, I think I need new underwear. Since I have really sharp toenails that have never been trimmed, I have managed to slice holes in the crotches and legs of every fucking pair I own. They've all gotten so torn up that I can't even wear them around the house when people are here for fear of scaring them away! I tried on another pair of bottoms, but they didn't fit well. You can read about it here, if you haven't already.

Ok, fuckers. Have a good weekend.

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Ended weakly.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Here it is, midnight on Sunday and I'm left scratching my head. Where did the weekend go?

Saturday:

  • Up at 7, went out for breakfast. Mmmm, blueberry pancakes.
  • Watched Friday night's Monk and Dr. Who
  • Went swimming. Ass got a bit burned.
  • Watched half of Kitchen Confidential on DVD.
  • Worked on my new vlog intro animation.
  • Did my usual work.

Sunday:

  • Up at 7. Started working.
  • Worked until 10. Started reading Harry Potter.
  • Finished Harry Potter at 1:30. Watched Friday night's Psych.
  • Watched my wife paint our refrigerator.
  • Went swimming.
  • Watched the rest of Kitchen Confidential on DVD while I got Postcard Hell orders ready to ship.
  • Wrote this tripe.

I had such a long list of things I wanted to do, too, like cleaning my office (it's an absolute pigsty right now), replying to about 180 emails, creating a new postcard design for Postcard Hell, work on relaunching IT2M, etc., etc. Sigh. I need one more day. Or maybe two. Or three.

Regarding Harry Potter – I'm not going to spoil it, but it was a decent read, and a good way to end the series. It's just as hackneyed and clumsily written and cliched as the other books, but it's still fun to read as long as you don't try to be too critical.

Oh, and I seriously contemplated finding a place that would wax a man's balls. If I had a handheld video camera, I would go down there and have them do it while I recorded my face during the procedure. But, alas, I don't. Oh well.

Anybody do anything interesting this weekend?

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