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- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
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- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
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- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
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- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: weight loss
Fatty McFatterson
If you’ve been reading this blog for more than four or five months, you’re aware that in an effort to lose a significant amount of weight and to avoid dying by the age of 35, I underwent lap-band surgery in … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged competition, contest, lap-band, laparascopic band, weight loss
126 Comments
I hate puking
I. Hate. Puking. Before I had lap band surgery, if I ever felt like I had to puke, I would swallow my gorge and do whatever it took to prevent myself from vomiting. I figured that it was mind over … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged adjustment, fill, lap-band, laparascopic band, puking, vomiting, weight loss
129 Comments
I am fat
My name is Adam Heath Avitable and I am fat. On my birthday this year – January 26th, I turned 32. And I weighed 410 pounds. My weight has always been an issue. In high school, it was the same … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, diet, dieting, fat, gastric bypass, lap-band, laparascopic band, obesity, surgery, weight loss
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