Tag Archives: Whoring

Announcing the top Christmas gift of 2012: The 12-month Avitable Wall Calendar

Posted on Tuesday, November 8, 2011 by Avitable

It’s the product that nobody has been asking for. It’s the gift that keeps on giving until you curl up into a ball and cry for hours. It’s the feel-bad present that you give as a Secret Santa to that … Continue reading →

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Plethora of Pinatas

Posted on Friday, August 26, 2011 by Avitable

I do know what a plethora is, and while I haven’t been posting here daily, I’ve appeared in a plethora of places. Over the last couple of weeks, I have . . . … provided you with a guide on … Continue reading →

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Avitable: Tshirt Whore

Posted on Sunday, June 28, 2009 by Avitable

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, I wish there was a T-shirt out there that demonstrated that I was tech-savvy, perverted, clever, punny, trendy, and classy”? Well, now your dreams have been answered! Available in men’s and women’s sizes! … Continue reading →

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Steal This Shirt!

Posted on Wednesday, March 11, 2009 by Avitable

Every blogger knows that any conversation or activity can turn into something worth blogging or tweeting. You might as well put your family and friends on notice! The back of shirt is customizable with your own URL so that they … Continue reading →

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Idiots, idiots everywhere and not a drop to drink

Posted on Friday, August 29, 2008 by Avitable

For every smart, normal client we have, we have 10 who are gob-smacked morons. I purposely obfuscate the nature of the business I run for obvious reasons, but for clarity’s sake, just understand that we sell a service to professionals … Continue reading →

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Housekeeping?

Posted on Thursday, August 28, 2008 by Avitable

Today seems like a good day to follow up on a few things. First, I’ve set up a page for all of the Halloween information to be compiled, so you can find all the information about hotels and flights, buy … Continue reading →

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Remember that movie Major League?

Posted on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 by Avitable

So, do you remember Major League? And do you remember how the coach inspired the team by putting up a cardboard standee of the bitch owner? She had pieces of clothing on, and for every win, he removed a piece … Continue reading →

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A man and his penis

Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2008 by Avitable

Everybody else seems to be recapping TequilaCon very well, so instead, I just put this video together to show some of the swag that we got in Philadelphia. I also included a very extra-special video clip from the night of … Continue reading →

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Whorsday

Posted on Thursday, February 21, 2008 by Avitable

First, let’s talk about Coke Rewards. Every 12-pack and 20-pack and 24-pack of cans of Coca-Cola brand soda and every individual bottle of soda has a Coke Rewards number on it, making it worth anywhere from 3 points to 20. … Continue reading →

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I have a dream

Posted on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 by Avitable

Today, I’m guest posting over Jestertunes, where I am standing up for the rights of a straight man in a gay, gay world. Head over there and leave me a comment, willya? And if you don’t see my post at … Continue reading →

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