Tag Archives: Whoring

Pimping for a Vote

Posted on Sunday, July 22, 2007 by Avitable

Over at I Mei Pensieri, the RFS Blog Awards are going on again. And I have been nominated in several categories. I’d like to encourage you to go over there and vote, and I’ll even tell you how I’ll be … Continue reading →

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Shop ’til you drop

Posted on Monday, July 16, 2007 by Avitable

Postcard Hell is now officially open! Before you go shop your little fingers off, though, please keep the following notes in mind: There may be a few bugs. If something isn’t working, please use the contact form at Postcard Hell … Continue reading →

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Photo Phriday

Posted on Friday, July 13, 2007 by Avitable

When I have trouble thinking of a post, I’ll do several things. One thing I’ll do is try to think of any of the stupid things that I’ve done that day and see if any of them are painful or … Continue reading →

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Abigail van Buren was a cocksucker

Posted on Tuesday, May 15, 2007 by Avitable

When I was a kid, I’d read the paper every Sunday, including the comics, Marilyn vos Savant, and Dear Abby. And even at the tender age of 7, I would think to myself that Abigail van Buren was someone I’d … Continue reading →

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My first time

Posted on Tuesday, May 8, 2007 by Avitable

I usually don’t write about serious things, but I’m in the mood. This is a post where I bare my heart and soul and talk about my first time. It was right before I left for college. I had (along … Continue reading →

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For those who voted for me

Posted on Sunday, April 15, 2007 by Avitable

If you were awesome enough to vote for me in the Blogger’s Choice Awards, you may continue reading this post. If you didn’t vote for me, abstained from voting altogether, or are looking for posts about fisting your wife, fuck … Continue reading →

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It’s hard being a pimp

Posted on Monday, April 9, 2007 by Avitable

I’ve decided to stop whoring for votes for “Best Humor Blog” because at this point, I’ll either get it or I won’t. And if I don’t, the old vanguard will. So I’m changing over to pimping. While there are many … Continue reading →

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Momma told me not to be a whore

Posted on Friday, April 6, 2007 by Avitable

But I can’t help it. I’ve been nominated in the Blogger’s Choice Awards as the Best Humor Blog (thanks NYCWD). I’m competing with the beautiful and sexy Mr. Fabulous, among others, and he’s far ahead of me in the race. … Continue reading →

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