Posts Tagged ‘wir’
Sunday, June 24th, 2007
NYCWD's tragic situation notwithstanding, not much happened last week of note. The only event worth mentioning, of course, is the passing of New York City's Watchdog's son, Puppy Monster. NYCWD, our hopes and thoughts are going out to you, and soon, we will be able to send you a small token of the support of the blogging world.
As I write this, we have almost collected $2,000 to contribute to Dawg. And while we can't buy or barter away his pain and suffering and grieving, we can certainly help to alleviate some small portion of his other burdens. Please don't stop yet – get the word out to your friends and family, and encourage those who have not yet donated to go to http://www.avitable.com/2007/06/22/for-dawg/ and buy a graphic or two. Each morning this week, instead of grabbing a coffee from Starbucks or a sandwich from McDonald's, why not buy a graphic?
Every little bit helps. Your support has been amazing so far, but we're not done yet!
If you're new to the horrors of Avitable.com, don't miss out. Subscribe to my RSS feed!
Tags: a pile of dog bones, For-Dawg, My Art, nycwd, puppy monster, week-in-review, wir
Posted in My Art | 24 Comments »
Sunday, June 17th, 2007
Sorry about last week's absence. This week, it's the All Girl Week in Review! A bevy of beauties' blogs that deserve your attention. Here is the image in a larger, easier-to-read format, without the image map.
- Amy stripped down naked and went on webcam finally, after much prompting. And she wasn't even drunk!
- Poppy tells her husband that she hurt her back after having sex with 7 men and 4 women. Understandable!
- Britt does her monthly post on Burt's Stache, where she will try to be funny without being a whore or talking about her vagina. Good luck! The post will be there in the late morning, so look for it then.
- Crystal flexes her muscles – acting, singing, dancing, philosophizing, sermonizing, and physical. She's clearly a Spartan.
- Miss Misery is 18 and legal now! Which means that I should no longer feel bad about my erection.
Tags: amy, amys-musings, avitable, britt, burt-reynolds-mustache, burtsstache, crystal, midnight-therapy, miss britt, miss-misery, miss-misery-smiles, My Art, poppy, poppycede, week-in-review, wir, women
Posted in My Art | 23 Comments »
Sunday, June 3rd, 2007
Here is the image in a larger, easier-to-read format, without the image map.
- Heather thinks she becomes Gary Busey when she drinks, even though everyone else finds her adorable. Go be enablers and encourage her to drink!
- RW realizes that spending all of this time at home has made him more aware of how fucked up his neighbors are. Or is he the weird one?
- Tracy moves to Seattle, starts a grunge band, makes software that has tons of bugs in it, wears flannel, drinks Starbucks, and holds Japanese Americans against their will. Wish her luck!
- Diana buys Buddha that CD he's always wanted for his birthday.
- CP misses her hotband and her vagina misses him, too.
Tags: avitable, certifiable-princess, chasing-vincenzos, cp, diana, geeky-tai-tai, heather-anne, My Art, rw, tracy-kaply, typical-redhead, week-in-review, wir
Posted in Bloggers | 42 Comments »
Sunday, May 27th, 2007
Here is the image in a larger, easier-to-read format, without the image map.
- Amy said farewell to Sinatra, the family hamster. Apparently Sinatra is also the name of some famous singer.
- Mr. Fabulous's fabulous wife, Mrs. Fabulous, passed the California Bar and is now an official lawyer! In celebration, she made Mr. Fab give her pony rides around the house while she drank champagne straight from the bottle.
- Paticus celebrated the 30-year anniversary of Star Wars by remembering his first time with Han and Luke and Leia and Chewie.
- Kentucky Girl, got herself all excited about Bingo. On TV. I told her to take her fiber and calm down or her arthritis will start acting up again. Then I suggested she take her teeth out and go lay down on her Craftmatic Adjustable Bed to watch Matlock on her color TV.
- Joefish finally made it official by tying the knot in a small ceremony. Congratulations, Joe and Barb and Miles!
Tags: amy, amys-musings, feast-of-crumbs, joefish, kentucky-gurl, mr.-fabulous, My Art, paticus, pointless-drivel, sandwich-flats, week-in-review, wir
Posted in Bloggers | 30 Comments »
Sunday, May 20th, 2007
- RW taught us about horse racing and the intricate science involved in making the most of winning a percentage of the time.
- Frankie turned 26 and got furbabies. I thought that meant she decided to let her vagina grow a beard, but apparently it means she got kittens. That's almost as cute!
- Hot Coffee Girl got naked on camera and showed the world. She's a brave woman with some very large mugs!
- Erratic Scribbler is a hero who helped someone in trouble without hesitation.
- Webmiztris thinks all black people look alike. And all Italians. And all pasty white boys.
Tags: avitable, chasing-vincenzos, dawn, erratic-scribbler, every-little-thing, frankie, hcg, hot-coffee-girl, My Art, rw, webmiztris, week-in-review, wir
Posted in Bloggers | 25 Comments »
Sunday, May 13th, 2007
- RW gets shit on by his employer, and if anyone doesn't deserve it, it's RW. The main built the business from the ground up for the employer and just got fucked in the ass and punched in the crotch. Go give him some support.
- Robin (aka Mistress Yoda) decides that "furkids" is a good name for her vagina, and she plans on talking about her vagina every Friday in the near future.
- Heather thinks about the type of person who would want to masturbate with an animal. She doesn't admit her crush on gorillas, though.
- Dave travels to Greece for a bad Hard Rock meal and some time to enjoy awesome Greek ass to mouth action.
- New York City's Watch Dog gives me an apple that I really want to bite into.
Updated
In creating this post last night, half-asleep (and boy, does Dave look weird in my drawing. My last Dave was much better! And why is everyone sticking their hands in the air?), I forgot that today was also Mother's Day. Since none of you are my mother, I'm not wishing any of you Happy Mother's Day. However, I'd like to say Happy MILF's Day, because some of you are most definitely MILFs!
Tags: a pile of dog bones, avitable, blogography, chasing-vincenzos, My Art, road less unraveled, rw, typical-redhead, week-in-review, wir
Posted in Bloggers | 26 Comments »
Sunday, May 6th, 2007
- Miss Misery got that summer job that she needed to keep up with her habits of McDonald's and crack.
- Mr. Fabulous finally realized that his pimp, PayPerPost, was a piece of shit. He's trying to get away without getting cut, because you know how much a pimp hates losing a good ho.
- Stephanie took a break from life, work, and her boys to relax in the sun of Miami Beach. It would have been a perfect weekend, but I couldn't make it down to visit. Nevertheless, she still had fun.
- Denise did her first video blog debut! She has the cutest lil' accent. You can almost forgive her for living in BFE.
- Amy celebrated nine years of marriage to a man who can only be described as a saint. How else could he survive Amy's insanity and complete evilness?
Tags: amy, amys-musings, avitable, denisetn, i-ended-up-here-how, mental-excrements, miss-misery, miss-misery-smiles, mr.-fabulous, My Art, pointless-drivel, stephanie, week-in-review, wir
Posted in Bloggers | 28 Comments »
Sunday, April 29th, 2007
With apologies to NYCWD, who does an awesome Sunday Smorgasbord every week (he's on #25 now!), I have also decided to use Sunday as for a new weekly post: my week in review. I'm going to pick five posts (one for each day of the working week) from other bloggers and illustrate them on one page. I'll try to pick different bloggers each week, if at all possible, although I'm sure there will always be certain favorites.
You can also mouseover each illustration to go to that post.
- Dave celebrated his 4th Blogiversary with contests, prizes, and a lot of effort. I've got both my 3-year anniversary and 1,000th post coming up in the next few months, so I think I'm going to try to emulate Dave as much as possible. Although when I do it, there will be much more nudity.
- Amy, Britt and I had a threesome . . . of writing. We wrote a round-robin 3-part story that was very funny and really highlighted each of our individual writing strengths. It's something we'll definitely be trying again.
- Crystal dyed her hair red as an homage to "Run Lola Run" and then jetted off to Prague. Whether or not she's going to have to relive her day as she tries to steal enough money to save her boyfriend is still undetermined.
- Poppy discovered the magic of Strawberry Milkshake Oreos, and then grooved to my milkshake dance. These cookies are available for a limited time, and they are amazing. I even ventured into a Wal-Mart (*gasp* I know, it's crazy!) to buy some – that should tell you how delicious and magical they are.
- Bluepaintred's baby turned 5 years old and she turned into a mommyblogger for a day. But she's allowed, because she's one of the more foul-mouthed, dirty-minded mommybloggers around.
Tags: a pile of dog bones, amys-musings, avitable, Bloggers, blogography, bluepaintred, britt, midnight-therapy, miss britt, My Art, nycwd, poppycede, week-in-review, wir
Posted in Bloggers | 32 Comments »
