Tag Archives: women

The one where I talk about men and women and piss everyone off.

Posted on Saturday, June 25, 2011 by Avitable

Do you know why so many women prefer the company of assholes over men who are their good friends? Because it’s instinct. It’s nature. A man’s job, as imprinted on his genes, is to fuck. Fuck a woman, spread your … Continue reading →

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“You know how women are”

Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 by Avitable

“She told me explicitly that she didn’t want a gift. All she wanted was a nice card with some thought put into it.” “Adam, you know how women are. She says that, but she doesn’t mean it.” Over the past … Continue reading →

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Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know

Posted on Friday, April 22, 2011 by Avitable

I got an email from eHarmony today with some “awesome” dating advice entitled “Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know“. Are you ready for this smackdown of truthiness? I’m copying and pasting this article verbatim to share the idiocy. … Continue reading →

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What Do You Think About Men at BlogHer?

Posted on Monday, February 28, 2011 by Avitable

Do you think that men should be banned from attending BlogHer?  Or are men an essential component to the entire blogging experience? I’ve made it clear in previous posts that I think that men are a part of the woman … Continue reading →

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Topics we’ll never see at a blogging conference

Posted on Tuesday, November 2, 2010 by Avitable

Inspired by two recent posts.

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My Interview with #BlogHer09

Posted on Monday, July 27, 2009 by Avitable

On Sunday, July 26th, after a short yet productive life, Twitter hashtag #BlogHer09 passed away in the hospital. She spent her entire life selflessly supporting the 2009 BlogHer Conference, and although many people may have found her annoying and a … Continue reading →

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One of the good guys

Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 by Avitable

I’m a man… Who has always, since being a teen, had more female friends than male friends. Who might have had, in high school, a bad case of unrequited love, but never acted on it. Who has always been there … Continue reading →

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Adam on women

Posted on Monday, August 25, 2008 by Avitable

(For those of you interested in Halloween announcements, scroll down to the bottom for hotel and travel information). I don’t write seriously very often. The primary reason for that is that I’m not a very serious person, and I don’t … Continue reading →

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Party nonsense

Posted on Monday, June 30, 2008 by Avitable

Is there ingrained, in every woman in the world, a sense of urgency with regards to cleaning one’s house in preparation for a party? Saturday night we had a group of 10 or 11 people over for drinks, then we … Continue reading →

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Things that can get you into trouble

Posted on Monday, October 8, 2007 by Avitable

Beware, encumbered men. While these sentences may seem innocent to you, when taken out of context (without the words in brackets), they can cause homicidal feelings in your loved one. But fear not – I am here to help. Avoid … Continue reading →

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