The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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When animals attack
Saturday was the day. The fateful day. My Real Wife and my Work Wife (formerly my Blog Wife) were spending time together. Without me. While drinking. Lots and lots of alcohol. By having the woman who has seen that tattoo … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage
Tagged avitable, comedy, funny, humor, love, marriage, miss britt, women
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A thousand words
Most of you know that my favorite thing to come out of Iowa since “Field of Dreams”, Miss Britt, is staying with me for a few days while she and her husband look for houses. In this short time, I … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, britt, funny, humor, miss britt, My Art, vagina, women
36 Comments
Week in Review VII
Sorry about last week’s absence. This week, it’s the All Girl Week in Review! A bevy of beauties’ blogs that deserve your attention. Here is the image in a larger, easier-to-read format, without the image map. Amy stripped down naked … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, britt, burt-reynolds-mustache, burtsstache, crystal, midnight-therapy, miss britt, miss-misery, miss-misery-smiles, My Art, poppy, poppycede, week-in-review, wir, women
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Sotally Tober
Yesterday’s drunk video that Britt did got me thinking about the numerous drunk dials she’s made to me at my office. My phone is one of those multi-line phones that can do everything you can imagine, including recording phone conversations … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, britt, comedy, funny, miss britt, sarcasm, sex, soundboard, women
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My first time
I usually don’t write about serious things, but I’m in the mood. This is a post where I bare my heart and soul and talk about my first time. It was right before I left for college. I had (along … Continue reading
Misogyny
Over on the “Save PPP Before They Go Out of Business Awards“, someone named Cassytrue left a comment for me saying, “Misogyny does not equal humor.” My initial response was to leave a smart-ass comment, which said “Cassytrue, where on … Continue reading








