The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Things that are funnier than The Bill Engvall Show
10 Things That Are Funnier Than The Bill Engvall Show: Rotting whale carcass Colonoscopy Underwear with skidmarks Funeral Paper cuts rubbed with salt 9/11 Grandparent with Alzheimer’s Ninjas Bruised tailbone A spider bite on your cheek that grows bigger and … Continue reading
If Hitler found Avitable.com
I wish I could take full credit for this. I mean, I did spend an hour or so writing the words and inserting them into the video using Adobe Premiere, but the concept comes from this guy, I think. Subsequently, … Continue reading
Sex Toy Review Reruns
For today’s post, since I’m currently in Chicago at BlogHer, I thought I’d rerun the three reviews I’ve done of various sex toys that have been sent to me by Edenfantasys. I’ve got a new toy that I’ll be reviewing … Continue reading
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The music that soothes my soul
A certain whore and I were talking about music. She was explaining how lyrics and songs resonate and speak for her, and how it’s awesome and how she doesn’t think I understand it, because every song I mentioned that resonated … Continue reading
My weekend
Was I doing this: Or was I in Boston, visiting family and meeting up with some awesome bloggers and stupidly getting a flight into Orlando that didn’t land until late Sunday night, ensuring that I wouldn’t be able to write … Continue reading
Lazy Friday: 300 baud modem from 1964
Saw this on Fark and thought it was pretty cool. A working modem from 1964. Back when things were built to last rather than our modern mode of “planned obsolescence”. I think one of the major downfalls of our current … Continue reading
How to pronounce Avitable
Almost two years ago, I did a video post that explained how to pronounce my name. Since that time, I’ve heard a lot of people fuck it up, so I thought I should re-run the video and educate the world … Continue reading








