The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Recent Posts
Tag Archives: youtube
Not my dog
I’m sure some of you have seen this, but most of you probably haven’t:
If you’ve ever forwarded anything, read this post
Note: I originally published this for Saturday, but took it down. Today seems like a good day to stick it back up! Hey, you. The guy who finds something funny that the rest of us saw in 1998 and then … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, chocolate rain, funny links, grape stomp, greg rutter, internet, internet memes, links, memes, time wasters, youtube
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Video killed the blogging star
Here, watch this to distract yourself from my lazy blogging:
Playing with my new toy
Direct link. I’m just taking a minute to play with my new Bamboo Fun Wacom tablet that I got for Christmas. Well, I got something else for Christmas that I returned, got a credit, and then got this.
Wonder Boner
It’s old, but it makes me laugh.
Pay One Million or Never See Avitable Again
Direct link.
Who’s the lucky winner?
Here’s the direct link. Sorry for the shitty video quality. Somehow when I transferred it from Adobe Premiere, I picked the absolute worst possible quality level. Thanks to everyone who entered! In other Avita-news, thanks for everyone for helping us … Continue reading
Saint Croix sucks my left nut
In the tradition of Wayne’s 3-minute DITL (Day In The Life) videos, here is my 4-minute WISC (Weekend In Saint Croix) video: Here is the direct link.
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, carambola, hell, saint croix, tropics, vacation, Vlog, youtube
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