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Tag Archives: zazzle
My review of Jackass 3D and other things
Yesterday I watched the recent opus from Johnny Knoxville and crew, Jackass 3D. I’ve seen all the previous iterations of this group, from some of their CKY videos to the TV show (and Wild Boyz and Viva La Bam!) to … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, finn, jackass, loukia, movie, movie critic, review, shauna glenn, zazzle
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The shallow movie critic II
Back in June, I did the first “shallow movie critic” post. The premise is simple: Who says you can’t judge a book by its cover? I’ll demonstrate the fallacy of that statement by writing completely accurate movie synopses based solely … Continue reading
Posted in Partay, TV and Movies
Tagged comedy, critic, criticism, halloween, humor, movie posters, movies, party, synopsis, zazzle
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Buy This Shirt
As I said over on the blog for my huge Halloween Party (the one to which that you are all invited – go read more!), this is the second year in a row that we’ve sold T-shirts to raise money … Continue reading
Avitable: Tshirt Whore
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, I wish there was a T-shirt out there that demonstrated that I was tech-savvy, perverted, clever, punny, trendy, and classy”? Well, now your dreams have been answered! Available in men’s and women’s sizes! … Continue reading
America’s Next Top Moob Contest
A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: “I’m bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs.” While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men … Continue reading
Steal This Shirt!
Every blogger knows that any conversation or activity can turn into something worth blogging or tweeting. You might as well put your family and friends on notice! The back of shirt is customizable with your own URL so that they … Continue reading
The End of an Error
Since most members of my family are rabidly Republican, Thanksgiving this year should be very fun for those of us who voted for Obama. I’m thinking of ordering one of my own T-shirts just to wear to dinner. If you … Continue reading
We have a WIENER!
Thank you to everyone who bought a raffle ticket – your support goes a long way to making sure that the Halloween party will be a huge success. If you’re planning on coming to the party, don’t forget to go … Continue reading
I don’t post on Sundays anymore.
The Halloween party is less than two months away, and you’re all invited. For more information, go to the Halloween page at http://www.avitable.com/neverwas/. It has all of the details you’ll need, including: The raffle tickets! Three lucky people will win … Continue reading
Averagely Good Not so Bad Intentions
I had a video that I shot outside with the wind and rain whipping around me, bending the trees and showing that the pool was almost completely full and my Quicktime keeps crashing when I try to open it, so … Continue reading
