As many of you know, today marks the birthday of someone very important to the world. Someone that garners praise and prayer and causes riots and celebrations and erections. Someone that people dream about, talk to on a daily basis, and think about constantly. Someone with an awesome rack and an ass that can’t be beat. I’m talking, of course, about our very own ADW!
This little blonde bombshell turns 30 today, and she is only improving with age. She’s sassy, sarcastic, snide, and sexy. She’s a party animal with the mouth of a sailor and the gaseous explosions of the Hindenberg. She’s got a sharp tongue and an even sharper wit. I’m proud to call her bitchcakes.
Happy birthday, ADW!
It’s also the birthdays of some of my other favorite people: Stephanie, Liquid, and (tomorrow), Clown!
Oh, and people celebrate Jesus’s birthday today, but he wasn’t actually born today at all, so we’ll wait until the spring for that, k?