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VD makes you itch


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  1. Avitable

    Amanda, you love my angry side, you love my softer, itchier side – you just love me totally, don’t you? It’s okay – you can admit it.

    Mrs. RW, unfortunately, it’s not to scale. It’s actual size.

    Karl, that’s “VD”.

    Dave, well, I’m in the poor house now.

    Sybil, even with? How about “because of”?

    Jay, I don’t wear belts.

    Clown, yeah, I know. I was too tired to fix it.

    ADW, horns? I think I’m horny enough. And I’ve gotten fisted for my entertaining value too.

    BPR, that’s fair. Hopefully you’ll get some chocolates afterwards.

    Kyra, no. I’m aroused too.

    Mr. Fabulous, oooooh. I’m gonna tell her you said that.

    Golfwidow, heh. That’s a classic.

    TrishK, I also got her a spa certificate.

    Britt, retard. Those are her hind legs. Duhhhhh.

    Poppy, why isn’t that Jigsaw?

    CMG, well, I thought Ty would get jealous because I would sent a bigger bouquet, so I decided not to. 🙂

  2. Allyson

    Doh! I was here at midnight and saw the picture. I didn’t notice the penis or the dog. All I noticed were you, Mrs. Avitable, the flowers and the cheeseburger. I started sining Jimmy Buffet, and forgot to post.

    Happy VD! I hope you recover soon!

  3. Avitable

    Britt, they ARE!

    Robin, may cause drowsiness.

    Jam, I started drawing my wife that way back in law school when we would pass notes back and forth. Her hair doesn’t even look anything like that now.

    Hello, she gave me awesome 3-in-1 body wash that smells like frosting!

    Metalmom, hopefully not.

    Grant, doesn’t your idea of romance include an excited animal? I thought everyone’s did.

    TMP, try Valtrex.

    Sarcastica, celebrate Self-Love day today. And videotape it, please.

    Allyson, so you visit at midnight without lurking frequently, eh? I dub thee Lurker!

    Girl, Dislocated, awww, thanks.

    Poppy, that’s not a boy dog. Those are hind legs. And other than her ears being a little pointier in real life, it looks just like her.

    Topncal, happy VD to you, too!

    Bec, I plan on it. :jerkoff2:

  4. Allyson

    Actually, I’m never even awake at midnight. but for some reason my six month old decided yesterday (and last night) that being held by mommy was the only way he would be quiet. It was exhausting. And I was loco. And Jimmy Buffet did not help him fall asleep. Bah! The whole night was trying.

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