And I really wish I could make it this year. I’ve never been to New Mexico, and I’ve only heard amazing things about Santa Fe. However, I had one pending appointment in the spring where I didn’t know the date, and today I found out that the date for this appointment has been set and will prohibit my attendance to TC 09.
Since there are hundreds or thousands of tens of thousands of you who were just waiting with bated breath for me to confirm if I was going so that you could flock to Santa Fe to meet me, get an autograph and lick my nutsack, I wanted you to be the first to know. Well, after I notified Jenny and Dave.
If you’re able to put aside your tears and disappointment that I won’t be there and still attend, have a blast. If you decide that life’s not worth living in Santa Fe unless you get to meet me, I agree. I’m pretty fucking awesome. But you should still go – there’s always the Halloween party in October, and I’ll absolutely be there, large and in charge.
Fare thee well, Tequilaconners. I will miss you this year.
In other Avita-news:
When does someone from a foreign culture become American? Is it when they merely live here? Do they have to give up their traditions? What level of assimilation into their new home country is required for someone to be as American as apple pie?
This light-hearted topic will be the discussion du jour for tonight (Wednesday night) at 9 PM EST on this week’s episode of “Clearly, You’re Retarded.” Britt will get mad, I’ll infuriate everyone – it will be a jolly old time.
If you listen live, you can join everyone in the chatroom where there is usually a lively discussion going on that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. You can create an account at Talkshoe and download the Talkshoe Pro software or just listen as a guest. I recommend downloading the Talkshoe Pro software because even though it still has problems, it seems like the problems are more minimal with it. Hope to see you there!