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Who wants a Christmas card?

I took a year off from sending out Christmas cards, but I’m starting early this year and I’m in the giving spirit. Well, in the sense that I’m only giving Christmas cards. No gifts. Just cards.

Don’t assume I already have your address! I’m starting over with an empty address book, and need to rebuild it from scratch. So, if you’re brave enough to get a Christmas card from yours truly (here are some previous cards), fill out the form below. As long as you live somewhere on this planet and you give me a valid address, you’ll get a card!

And if you are feeling the holiday spirit and want to bless a lonely, single man who is celebrating his first Christmas alone with gifts or cards, leave a comment below and I’ll email you my address.

If I was able to give gifts this year, I’d give 12 days of prezzies:

Twelve stupid parodies
Eleven horrifying stories
Ten toes all pretty
Nine rants full of swearing
Eight dead interviews
Seven funny posts a week
Six embarrassing photos
Five drunken tweets
Four karaoke songs
Three video posts
Two Avitaballs
And a drawing of a naked fat man.

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96 Replies to “Who wants a Christmas card?”

  1. thepsychobabble

    Here’s the thing. I REALLY stink at remembering to get cards out. Like I’m TOTALLY horrible. But, if you would like to be added to the list of “I swear this will be the year I send out cards to these people!”, I’d love to add you to it:p

  2. Schmooplee

    You scare me (in a good way) so I won’t be sending you MY address – however, please send me yours πŸ˜‰ I will add you to the list of people I always intend to send cards to but never do (cause I’m lazy, forgetful and people just throw them away).

  3. Kirsty

    As another newly-single, lonely adult, I’d love to send you a Christmas card from La Belle France (not that the French are particularly known for sending out Christmas cards, but I’ll find something), so please send me your address!

  4. Kirsty

    Every time I try to send you my address, I get “error on the page” and the form doesn’t (as far as I can tell) send… I have asked you for your address, though, so can I send mine in response to yours? I really would love a card from you – and promise to send one from sunny (the sky is battleship grey today, but it was glorious yesterday) France…
    Have a great Sunday!

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