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I need lottery numbers

I buy a lottery ticket once every six months, and I usually buy it for 50 consecutive drawings in a row. My most recent ticket is now done, and I’ve won 5 free tickets and $5.00.

I need new numbers. These have obviously lost whatever minuscule mojo they had to begin with. These were my old numbers:

04: Most times I’ve been able to masturbate in one day without chafing
19: The youngest age of someone I’d be willing to go out on at least one date with.
21: The age I’m acting now.
26: The number of cookies I’ve eaten before I started to feel shame.
44: Number of pairs of manties that I have.
47: The age Meg Ryan was when I realized that she looked like a scary alien now.

What about you? What’s a good number to use and what’s its significance? If I use your number and win the lottery, I will give you absolutely nothing! It’s a win-win!

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18 Replies to “I need lottery numbers”

  1. Blondefabulous

    2-my birthday
    7-my birth month
    9-my best friend’s birthday
    29-my best friends birth month
    38-our age (changes each year)
    49-age we decided we’d probably die before getting to.

    One of these days I figure it will hit…. hopefully before I turn 49, but more than likely after 49 when I’ll be dead!

  2. thepsychobabble

    Okay, I’ll give you my numbers, but keep in mind that some of them have been in use since high school. And I’m not rich. (Of course, I rarely buy lottery tickets. I suppose that purchasing them might up my chances of winning)

    7- the number of grams in a 1/4 ounce, also related to Jack Daniel’s so clearly, it should be a winner.

    12-My birth month, also supposedly the end of the world.

    6-the number of siblings I have

    38-think boobs

    14- 2x perfection

    12- the number of Swiss Cake Rolls in a regular sized both of little Debbies

  3. Beth

    01- because there can be only 1
    42- the answer to everything
    03- the number of licks to get to the center of a toosie pop
    29- leap year
    69- need I say more?
    99- bottles of beer on the wall

  4. Mari

    I’ll give you my lucky numbers but be aware you must still play another ticket with your old numbers because they will come up if you don’t.
    My very best winningest numbers – 02 06 19 22 40 44 Good luck! and don’t forget to share the wealth……

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