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What you’re missing RIGHT NOW by not being friends with me on Facebook or Google Plus

Are you friends with me on Facebook? Google Plus? Do you follow me on Twitter?

If not, you’re missing out on gems like this, which I posted yesterday:

Weird Family Photo
This is creepy even if you don't think about the potential for all the dicks in butts.

Also, here are the questions that I need answered:

  1. Whose idea was this?
  2. Did the photographer consider calling Child Protective Services?
  3. Was this the inspiration for The Human Centipede?
  4. Didn’t anyone realize that all it would take is for one prepubescent boner to ruin the whole thing?
  5. Did the brother in the middle draw the short straw? “For your punishment, Tommy, you have to put your dick between on your mom’s butt and have your brother’s dick up against your butt. Next time, I bet you’ll take the trash out when I ask!”
  6. How many of these kids grew up and became serial killers?
  7. Does anyone know a family of three or four Swedish bikini models ranging from 16-25 who would like to recreate this photo with me?
  8. Wouldn’t it be awesome if their last name was Butts and one of the kids’ names was Dixon?
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31 Replies to “What you’re missing RIGHT NOW by not being friends with me on Facebook or Google Plus”

  1. Alan Labovitz

    Well, I’m your friend on facebook and I must have missed this. I’ve been busy lately and haven’t had much time to spend on it. I’ll have to go on your page and look for it. I’m not saying it’s not there. I don’t want to discourage others from becoming your friends. Have a great day Adam!

  2. Hockeymandad

    The most disturbing family picture ever found on the Internet. Sorry, I am not interested in recreating this photo unless I am between two ladies and since I am married one of those ladies would need to be my wife on bottom and I’m not comfortable with her lady bits on another mans behind. So, I’ll just say we’re out.

  3. bo

    Except that of course since I already friend you on Facebook, follow you on Twitter, and have you in a circle on Google+, AND since I read your blog, it means that I’ve now seen this horrifying picture FOUR TIMES in the last 24 hours. So while I’ll continue being Rory to your Lorelai, sometimes it does have its downside.

  4. annabelle

    I am your friend on those places so this make the 3rd time I’ve seen this oh so disturbing display of family togetherness.

    My money for must fucked up family member post photo? The kid in the middle of the mother/brother sandwich.

    I’m pretty sure there are even some Appalachian cousin-lovin’ families who wouild think to themselves “That’s just sick and wrong” when seeing this photo.

    Sweet heavens.

  5. Karin

    I’ve now seen this on your blog, Facebook and Google +. The third time isn’t the charm when it comes to making this picture ok at all. Pardon me while I call my therapist and then bleach my eyeballs.

  6. GrrlTragic

    Wow, I never comment but this… wow. I’m sure they’re a happy family? Certainly a demented one. Yikes. I’ve spent about nineteen years of my life trying to get my kids to keep their undies on and well, just … this *sigh*

  7. ThatJanieGirl




    That is freakin’ hilarious. I would never think of doing anything like that, and I’m an ammy photographer. And now that photo is stuck in my brain. Thank you, Avitable. And before you even say it, no.

  8. Stacey

    My mouth dropped open when I clicked over from my inbox. What the ever lovin fuck ? I know this picture will be included in one of those children’s memoirs..probably entitled “How my parent’s ruined my life at a very young age”.

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