The Twelve Days of Christmas in 2011

A modern version of the twelve days of Christmas for 2011

On the first day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
A free Casey Anthony!

On the second day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the third day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Five disaster zones,
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Six Klout scores falling,
Five disaster zones,
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Seven Republicans floundering,
Six Klout scores falling,
Five disaster zones,
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Eight occupiers maced,
Seven Republicans floundering,
Six Klout scores falling,
Five disaster zones,
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Nine percent unemployment,
Eight occupiers maced,
Seven Republicans floundering,
Six Klout scores falling,
Five disaster zones,
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Ten bullied teens,
Nine percent unemployment,
Eight occupiers maced,
Seven Republicans floundering,
Six Klout scores falling,
Five disaster zones,
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Eleven Black Friday riots,
Ten bullied teens,
Nine percent unemployment,
Eight occupiers maced,
Seven Republicans floundering,
Six Klout scores falling,
Five disaster zones,
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The whole world sent to me
Twelve months of Adam,
Eleven Black Friday riots,
Ten bullied teens,
Nine percent unemployment,
Eight occupiers maced,
Seven Republicans floundering,
Six Klout scores falling,
Five disaster zones,
Four shitty sequels,
Three Kardashian TV specials,
Two dead despots,
And a free Casey Anthony!

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