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Adam Avitable’s Podcasts

Dating Kinda Sucks is an honest and raw podcast about dating, sex and relationships, hosted by Adam Heath Avitable and Sarah G. Hear their stories, get advice, and learn how to navigate the tricky world of interpersonal relationships.

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The Angel at the Starlite Motel is a true crime podcast about a Florida exotic dancer and escort, Mandi May Jackson, and her life leading up to her arrest and conviction of the murder of strip club manager Jimmy Mulrenin, as written by an anonymous man who is obsessed with her.

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Dating Kinda Sucks is an honest and transparent podcast about dating, sex, and relationships, hosted by Sarah G. and Adam Heath Avitable. It began in March 2018 after a drunken conversation between the two hosts ended with those fateful words: “We should start a podcast.”

Every week, the pair tackle topics from serious to silly, all in an attempt to make the world of interpersonal relationships a little easier on everyone else. They share true stories of their experiences and open themselves up with raw discussions about love, loss, and lust.

You can subscribe through Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and more. Just search for “Dating Kinda Sucks” anywhere podcasts are found!

Join the Dating Kinda Sucks Patreon and support us for $5/month!

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“Never a dull moment!
Adam and Sarah are hilarious! They are straight-up and keep it real while verbalizing what all of us are probably thinking (but afraid to admit)! It’s nice to get a different perspective when trying to decipher the dating world and all of its nuances, and realizing just how crazy online dating has become. Thanks for this fun, real and informative podcast!!”

*****

“Great Podcast
Sarah and Adam have open-minded conversations about dating while including constructive criticism. Sex, feelings, moist situations, and profiles! Nothing is left unturned, and plenty of humor accompanies deep morality. Grab a glass of wine! Stay awesome guys and thank you! KC”

*****

In 2015, an anonymous 43-year old man had sex with 19-year old Mandi May Jackson in a seedy Miami motel room after finding her escort ad on Backpage.com. Five years later, after she’s been arrested and convicted of the murder of Orlando strip club manager Jimmy Mulrenin, he wrote a book detailing his intimate encounters with Mandi and his life with her leading up to her conviction. He thinks she’s innocent, and your host and narrator, Adam Heath Avitable, isn’t too sure. Listen to this crazy, compelling, and intense story about murder, drug running and prostitution up the Florida coast.

“Bound to be Epic
So you’re telling me you went on a date with a girl who later murdered some guy she was on a date with? And she has a psycho stalker who is convinced she is innocent and wrote a book to prove it? And now you are reading it? This is going to be awesome.

Especially because Adam has a soothing voice that makes even murder sound reassuring.”

*****

Books Written by Adam Heath Avitable

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK:

B.T. JANES AND THE ULTIMATE SAFETY VEST

The Concept

Coming back from spring break, freshman B.T. Janes is excited to show off an invention his genius engineer uncle designed (and ironically named the Ultimate Safety Vest). While demonstrating it during homeroom, B.T. is interrupted by a school shooting. In the ensuing chaos, the vest, which turns out to be so much more than a safety vest, is activated, hurtling B.T., fellow student Marcela, and the shooter through time and space. The three students have to learn to trust and rely on each other in order to survive and make it home alive, but is that even possible?

What’s the deal?

This book is being crowdfunded through Kickstarter. I have until 9/8/21 to reach my crowdfunding goal of $6,000. By backing my Kickstarter campaign, you can pre-order digital copies, paperback copies, hardcover copies, get a chapter dedicated to you, and even have a character named after you! The funds do not get released unless the goal is met, so please visit the campaign, read the excerpt, and show your support today!

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Interviews with Dead Celebrities

Darkly humorous, usually sarcastic, and always profane and offensive, Interviews with Dead Celebrities tears apart the pillars upon which we place celebrities, politicians, and entertainers with sharp social commentary in the form of interviews that are relentless in their pursuit of the raw, honest, (albeit completely fictional) truth. Available on Amazon in Kindle and Paperback formats.

Reviews:

“There are only three things guaranteed in life. You will be required to pay taxes, at some point you will die, but before that you will laugh your ass off at this book filled with posthumous humor!

While you may see other reviews citing this book as irreverent, or funny, or even on the cutting edge of after world journalism, I’d prefer to highlight it as an easy read, consumable in small bites if needbe or big bites if desired, while maintaining its laugh out loud potency the entire way through.”

“Don’t drink and read this if you’ve already “broken the seal” because you WILL wet your pants. In fact, it’s best if you run out, get some Depends, and THEN start reading this book. Adam Heath Avitable is irreverent, somewhat (but endearingly) irresponsible and absolutely irresistible! Get thee a download of this book now. You won’t be sorry.”

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#MeToo: A Supernatural Thriller

(published as L. Seifert)

Shelby loves women almost more than he loves his job as an agent for the Department of Cybermagical Crime. When he wakes up one morning to find he’s been turned into a woman, can he figure out what happened while trying to stop a depraved killer who wants to mold reality to fulfill his own dark agenda?

In a world where magic is at everyone’s fingertips, the struggle for equality becomes deadly. Three agents work tirelessly to stop a series of murders of female victims, facing off against mythical beings, supernatural post-humans, and twisted sociopaths, all while confronting their own personal demons.

No matter what happens, the world will be changed forever.

Available on Amazon in Kindle and Paperback formats.

Reviews:

“This book has so many turns, hard to put down!
Wow! What a page turning book, didn’t want to put it down. Every time you thought you knew what was next, some crazy twist surprise happens! Had me laughing and on the edge of my seat!”

“COULDNT PUT IT DOWN
This book is phenomenal! I read the whole thing in one night, and couldn’t put it down! The author spent a lot of time researching for the different characters in this novel, and the hard work paid off! This book had me in tears a few times, had me yelling “NO!” every other chapter, and gasping any time a new twist came around. I hope to read sequels in the future!!”